April 2012
dad: what are you listening to?
me: uh i'm lis-
dad: you me at seven?
dad: bad charlotte?
dad: all time high?
dad: difficult plan?
me:
dad: laughs for 10 minutes at own jokes
HONESTY HOUR. GO GO GO :)
1: Name?
2: Current crush!?
3: Addiction?
4: How tall am I?
5: Relationship status?
6: Girls I trust?
7: Boys I trust?
9: Current mood?
10: Favorite color?
11: Confession;
12: Who I miss?
13: Who I last hugged?
14: Who understands me?
15: Someone who is always there for me:
16: Last Text?
17: Who’s a stranger:
18: Who makes me laugh the most?
19: Who I do the craziest stuff with?
20: Who makes me smile?
21: What am i listening to?
22: Turn on’s?
23: Turn offs?
24. Bestfriends?
26: Biggest regret?
27: What I hate?
28: Who’s annoying?
Normal teenagers when parents are away: PARTY, ALCOHOL, SEX
Me when parents are away: I CAN SING OUT LOUD AND EAT EVERYTHING
March 2012
a haiku about making pasta
god fucking dammit does it really take that long for water to boil
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well, this is awkward.
thatawkwardbitch:
you know this song....
Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat...
aatombomb:
We were discussing homosexuality because of an allusion to it in the book we were reading, and several boys made comments such as, “That’s disgusting.” We got into the debate and eventually a boy admitted that he was terrified/disgusted when he was once sharing a taxi and the other male passenger made a pass at him. The lightbulb went off. “Oh,” I said. “I get it. See, you are...
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PATRICK STUMP ON HOUSE
pupfresh:
Patrick Stump will be guest starring on an upcoming episode of House on April 16th. Patrick will play a character named Micah. You can read the full episode description below.
Related: Patrick Stump on new Yellowcard album
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Do you remember April Fool's Day last year?
mysnarkyself:
where we got this:
source
and there was 30 bubbles to atlantis
and someone rewrote the lyrics of kings and queens
LAST APRIL’S FOOLS I WAS AT THE 30STM SHOW IN ARGENTINA AND SOMEONE THREW PEPPER SPRAY LIKE, RIGHT NEXT TO ME TWICE AND WE ALL GOT SUFFOCATED AND WE WERE LIKE ‘OH GOD WHY’ AND JARED WAS ILL BUT IT WAS STILL A GREAT SHOW. *SOBS*
madelaineclaire:
I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box
Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend
Dear ex best friend,
Dear best friend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mum,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I had a crush on
Dear girlfriend
Dear boyfriend
noisyconfusion:
oh my god tomorrow is fred and george’s birthday
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy shit
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
n0vascotia:
ifyoucarryonthisway:
why
is this on radar
its just
ye..l…l..o……..w..
It looks kinda greeny to me
It looks like a yellow highlighter.
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ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird feminine when they whip off their glasses works
woop
well that was anticlimatic wait
wait
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
What that is dumb and does not happen.
Look, check it out.
See, not much diff-
Wait, what-
the fuck.
You guys are being dumbs
That does not happen in real life watch
...
ipostsexypicturesofgerard:
wondering how many people are going to the MSI gig in LA tonight just for a chance to see Gerard
Tomorrow is April Fool's Day.
BELIEVE. NOTHING.
TRUST. NO ONE.