Chandler Bing’s one liners (part 1)
"Oh, you know girls just mature faster than boys."
Hmm did you ever consider
that might be because boys’ indiscretions are excused with a simple “Boys will be boys,”
while we simultaneously force girls to grow up too fast by sexualizing them at increasingly younger ages?
OH MY FUCKING GEESUS!!! DO YOU GUYS HEAR THIS?!?! SHE’S SINGING HELENA!!! IT’S LIKE HE’S TRYING TO SEND US A MESSAGE!!! PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY! I’VE ALREADY BEEN STABBED IN THE HEART BECAUSE OF RAY!!! EHHHHH 😭😭😭😭😭
Johansson was so determined to avoid looking like a movie star pretending to be a zookeeper running on empty and fueled only by her devotion to her motley assortment of big cats, zebras, and kangaroos that she refused to wear makeup for the film. A big deal for a female movie star, but it works, helping to anchor her performance in the details of actual manual labor—shoveling shit, feeding slabs of red meat to the lion and tigers—that we don’t see much of in American movies. (x)
16/30 Zack Merrick wants to trample my heart.
HELLO FANFIC AUTHORS IT’S TIME FOR A VOCAB LESSON
- wanton: sexually immodest or promiscuous
- wonton: a type of dumpling commonly found in Chinese cuisines
YOUR CHARACTERS SHOULD NOT BE MOANING LIKE A CHINESE DUMPLING OKAY THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT
either way, things are sure gonna get